A Joint press release from Ayesha Curry and Steph’s Mouth Guard

The following press release was sent to our inbox this morning from agents representing both Steph’s Mouth Guard and the Queen herself, Ayesha Curry.  It is presented below without comment:

For Immediate Dissemination:

OH Y’ALL THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA SIT TIGHT AND NOT SAY ANYTHING?  Y’all thought we were just gonna sit idly by and let Steph get chipped on every play?  Y’all think it’s cool that LeBron gets more calls than the MVP?  Y’all thought we were just gonna take it?  Hell naw!  We ride with our boy.  We are prepared to do whatever it takes.  We will not apologize for our behavior (OK, Ayesha will).  We will not back down.  It’s time for game 7 and Steph can fling one of us (not Ayesha) at every Cleveland fan on this planet if that’s what it takes to win!  We’re sorry that we’re not sorry.  We’re sorry that you’re offended.  We’re sorry that we won’t stop.  We’re sorry that we won’t apologize.  COME AT US ADAM SILVER!

You’ve been put on notice.  Game on.

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